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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

i have been cutting and keeping one of the little instructions off of boxes of food that i buy regularly fer this vary reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I used to be like this. But at some point, you make enough of something that you just memorize it and you only end up back here when you try something new.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

In that scenario the problem for me is when I accidentally think "how was I supposed to do that?". Everything falls apart then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I'm the quality director of a food packaging company and we have this trash can in the lab for samples we're done with but maybe not done with. We like to call it our filing cabinet. 🤣 We're always digging in that trash to check on things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

… Recycle ಥ_ಥ

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got tired of doing this so I just started to leave the box on the counter until after I've set a timer. And it gives you something else to do while your pasta or whatever cooks.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It needs to go from hand to trash. If it goes onto the counter it's there for days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I just make sure the instructions are facing up when they go in the bin. Just needs a quick glance without any extra steps to distract and make you forget. (I got rid of the bin lids as my trash/recycle is usually dry and doesn't smell)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Stop spying me when I'm cooking!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That better be from the pasta region of Italy, otherwise it's just sparkling noodles.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Sparkling noodles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I keep the packaging out until I’m done.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

I do the same and then forget to throw it away for a couple days

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

If I planned ahead I wouldn't be eating instant noodles in the first place!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can learn to feel the hardness of the noodles through the spoon you use to stir them with, that's what I do. I can tell if noodles are done just by stirring them in the boiling water. Take a few out to eat to check them and you're done. Ezpz, no instructions needed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Of course the Ham Stroker learns to feel the hardness of a noodle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Until you cook the one where your supposed to remove the water like yakisoba or jjajangmyon. :p

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No? You check the noodles while they're still cooking and drain the water after. Do you cook dried noodles without water?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some noodles are meant to be eaten in a broth, other not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Uhm waow rood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Could also just be shit memory.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

The other day, I saw an article suggesting memory might exist throughout the body and not just in the brain. I suppose your shit might contain memories. You might even call it shit memory. And after you drop a deuce, you may lose some memories. Retention takes on a whole new meaning!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

ADHD affects working memory a lot so that checks out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I like how the eyes goes outside the face in this comic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Obligatory comment for all of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Agreed, that is my favourite feature of these

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

First panel should be throw it in the trash first, then realize you need the cooking instructions.

[–] ShareMySims 3 points 2 days ago

Take a photo of the instructions.

When you forget to do that, look up the product online, the cooking instructions should be there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Happened to me more than once...