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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] hydrashok 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Easier to remember in an emergency than 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do they not shorten emergency numbers to like 3 digits ?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dial 08 on your phone and hit call. I dare you.

"Emergency services, what's your emergency?"

All the emergency numbers from basically everywhere on Earth are coded into your phone's firmware, since they're shipped all over the planet plus people move around a lot.

They do this because people staying in a different country likely don't know the local emergency numbers, so the phone should automatically map any emergency number to the local emergency number.

https://www.adducation.info/general-knowledge-travel-and-transport/emergency-numbers/

https://brilliantmaps.com/emergency-telephone-numbers/

I can't find any current article listing 08 as an emergency number, but I know this for a fact from the USA from accidental pocket dialing from an old dumb cell phone back around 2015 with an actual keypad.

But yeah, the way modern cell phones work these days, you should be able to reach your local emergency services from basically any of those numbers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully you will never go abroad:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emergency_telephone_numbers

And yes, I tried. Just now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I tried the 08 number from the UK. It told me "Running USSD command". I hope to god you didn't troll me.

[–] themoonisacheese 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

69 is the postal code/région number for Lyon, a large city in France. There are a staggering number of things named thing69 blissfully unaware of the joke they're making, it's great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That makes for hilarious pics like this lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The license plate seems to be confused whether it's ENnglish or FRench.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ambulance Soins & sante 69.

Duh.