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[–] [email protected] 140 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting 18 points 3 days ago

Lifestyle

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago

How much could a newspaper cost, $10?

Oh…

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

I absolutely love getting a physical copy.

My kids don't get the joy I have.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

εŒεΏ—δ»¬,

COMRADES,

YOU WILL LOVE CHAIRMAN XI AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!

GLORY TO CCP!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN XI!

万岁 万岁 万万岁!

/s

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Technically Correct. It's official name is not "Republic of Taiwan" it's "Republic of China", which officially consists of Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan.

Currently, Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau, are under rebel occupation by the so-called "People's Liberation Army" commanded by the "Communist Party of China". Taiwan is the only remaining area under ROC control, along with the Kinmen Islands as part of the "Free Area of Republic of China".

Well, at least, that's the official view held by the Government in Taiwan, anyways. They never officially claimed to be "Republic of Taiwan", but are, nevertheless, a de facto country under the name of "Republic of China".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

$10.99

That's 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion

I love everything about this.

[–] TriflingToad 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Omg Tim Onion I love it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Was thinking about subscribing a month or two ago. Then they bought infowars and I immediately threw 100 bucks at them.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

This was how I was first introduced to the Onion in '95

[–] CaptDust 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That weather is wild now days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's snowing men, Hallelujah!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

They should make an online version too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there're lots of other membership benefits they wouldn't get because they'd be on "my" account πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

they mailed it to me under the name JoYo so they don't need the name to be accurate.

I think I donated under PayPal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

$100/year is still pretty steep for me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Joking aside, totally understandable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I want to support them just for that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

... I'm gonna sign up for this!