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Dutch police find 2kg gnome made of MDMA during drug bust (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Officers in the southern Netherlands have found a garden gnome weighing nearly 2kg (4lb) and made of the drug MDMA.

"Drugs appear in many shapes and sizes, but every now and then we come across special things," Dongemond Police said in a translated social media post.

The gnome was found among suspected narcotics during a large drug search.

"In itself a strange place to keep your garden gnome," the force said. "That's why we decided to test [it] for narcotics".

"The gnome himself was visibly startled," police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That shit needs to be in a museum

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

in my house..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Dr Jones?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"The gnome himself was visibly startled," police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth.

That's because he's not a fucking snitch.

My 20 year old self would have demolished that gnome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm middle aged and I'd still lick it every 6 weeks or so. Just long enough in-between licks to make sure my brain doesn't get fried.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Hypnotoad enters the chat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You aren't supposed to eat the whole gnome in one sitting. It's like a salt lamp that you just lick every now and then.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They were seriously too dumb to put it on a shelf. Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You've heard of elf on a shelf now it's time for ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Gnome to the dome!

[–] Grass 9 points 4 days ago

gnome made of mdma surrounded by other narcotics...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

"The gnome himself was visibly startled," police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth"

No he was just rolling so hard he bit his own cheek.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Hella rad! Party gnome!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Common, just give the gnome a lick. He won't bite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Neither should you if you don't want to overdose

[–] Cheradenine 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can Gnomes become a standard unit of measurement for drugs? That would be sweet.

What do ya need my man?

Gimme a hat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I'll have a nose of beak for the weekend please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Damn they found it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Need.