this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I've got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They should sell counter curse as well, so they cash in on pro Elon fuckwads with money to burn too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, the fundies got you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?

I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're just following John Green's policy on electricians and witches: "If you don't know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don't change the wiring in my own house, and I don't hex my own enemies." (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

People would rather do this for the memes than vote.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good, because the Pinterest warlock I originally hired totally dropped the ball!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did he drop the ball or drop the orb?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Both, actually. Turns out he's just as bad at sports as he is at long distance cursing!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I want him to have the curse of cold wet socks for the rest of his life!

How much?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You can find free spells online and buy stuff for the spell if needed for $7.99.