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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl (theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by RmDebArc_5 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here is a video from 2 days ago showing him coked out in case anyone hasn't seen it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

He hasn't been kicked out because it's all part of the grift. When Musk leaves Mar-a-lago in mid January to stalk trump up to Washington he's going to be pretty shocked when he gets an itemized bill for his entire stay at the highest tier prices.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Oh sorry that was me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought he was a ketamine fiend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That too. But Don Jr was just filmed doing cocaine in public at the Space X launch.