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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Oh sorry that was me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.