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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Oh sorry that was me