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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Hahaha wow. I guess millions of Covid deaths weren't enough.

On the other hand, people will have less trouble finding jobs if a quarter or more of the workforce simply fucking dies from the next pandemic. Maybe that was the plan all along? /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Do you know how hard I had to read the c/ to see which side of the onion I was on for this one? The fuck

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Wow, he looks so excited by this news

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago
[–] restingboredface 40 points 1 day ago

If you needed evidence that Trump was going to dismantle our healthcare system, here it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Does he even know how to spell wordpress?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Untied Shambles of America

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

The most embarrassing timeline.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know the media's stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Yes. And he's also very likely to die as a (direct or indirect) result of the choices he's currently making.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

lol, 1800 called and wants its "doctors" back :D

[–] horse_tranquilizers 4 points 1 day ago

Reality is a meme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does he have his medical license?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Hasn't for a decade or more. Hell, for the last several years that he DID, he didn't practice or research, he designed medical devices.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

as a turk, I feel shame

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Hey, could be worse, at least he has doctor in the game lol