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[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 minutes ago

"It's one country, Michael, how wide could it be? Two weeks of skateboarding?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated 16 points 22 hours ago

Not sure he does.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 23 hours ago

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This might not be true. Depending on where you live, your vote could be worth about 0.8th of what this guys vote is worth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 52 minutes ago

Casper and Cheyenne Wyoming have the 75k most powerful voters in the country.

They control the same number of US Senators as the world's 5th largest economy.

The fact that 75k can filibuster 40m is the peak of absurdity.

[–] Saledovil 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The idea behind wisdom of the crowd is that the people who don't know the answer cancel each other out. It's the reason why the audience joker on who wants to be a millionaire is so powerful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Wisdom of the crowds works when people are making somewhat educated guesses. It falls apart though if everybody groups themselves into camps that either think A or B and no other option because their camp leader has told them that they think A or B

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

If he's from California then my vote counts a little more because my state has less population. The smaller the state's population the more their vote counts.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wyoming has the lowest population.

Makes sense why candidates spend all their time trying to get these powerful voters on their side. Those 3 electoral votes really makes it the most powerful swing state.

Someone in Wyoming has more electoral votes to their votes, yes. And I believe that is the point you're making.

If everyone in Wyoming voted for Candidate A. Candidate A has basically the same chance of winning or losing.

If everyone in California voted for Candidate A. Candidate A has a lot better chance of winning.

It's more powerful to be able to vote in something that actually matters than to vote in something that doesn't.

You could just not count any votes in Wyoming and still call the overall winner 99.999% of the time. It would have to come down to 3 electoral votes tie breaker for their votes to even matter. Whereas every vote in California always matters.

Like in this last election. If Harris won every "swing state". But Trump could have won California and he'd win the election.

Electoral college has It's pros and cons but "The smaller the state's population the more their vote counts." Isn't true.

It's the middle size, "swing states", that the voters have the most powerful.

You aren't a drop in the bucket like California, but your state has enough electoral votes to actually swing things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It wasn't about how much the states electoral votes matter, but how much a single persons vote matters in the entire election.

If 50.000 people in California changes their vote it hardly matters. If 50.000 people in wyoming do that, it heavily influences the outcome of who wyoming votes for.

1 person in wyoming matters more than 1 person in California.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll admit there is a part of me thats relieved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Same, I was full. Ahh. That's better.

[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

No need to board shame him. He's just rocking with what he's got. It's not the size of the board, it's the motion on the pavement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

You won't believe it;

Albert Einstein.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

See the great historical documentary 'Forrest Gump'.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Most people are illiterate. Literacy is a skill with levels and most people don't actually ever reach the level required to be a fully functional person.

This meme is a great example. Most people don't actually reach Ogre's level of literacy. Yeah, it's played for laughs in the fact that Ogre is smarter than the average human, but Ogre is also completely correct about the level of literacy we should expect of people, in a perfect world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have 'Agenbite Inwit' tattooed on my person and feel as though this ogre meme has called me out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Oh cool, you can explain the remorse of conscience to drag! Drag googled it while drag was posting that meme, and the best idea of it that drag could get was "feeling guilty for stuff that isn't your fault like a BPD-having silly"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No, most people are not illiterate, you're confusing literacy with media literacy because that's what you want to talk about instead.

There is a difference between "I don't know what that sign says" and "I don't know what this book means."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's called functional literacy, which is what's being talked to here. Also, your anecdote fails to address other possibilities. I have a friend that, under stress of a new location, may lose the ability to read menus, and their literacy matches other academics in their field. I am a reader that cannot read aloud because that is an entirely different skill than reading.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I know I'm talking about functional illiteracy, that's why I said "Most likely functionally illiterate" in my comment.

The person who replied to me brought up media literacy/illiteracy, which is a separate concept, and mistakenly referred to it as illiteracy, which I corrected.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Somehow this comment replied to the wrong one, oops!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

to be a fully functional person

I'm pretty sure people with sub-god-tier level reading abilities, as you say they should have, can function just fine in their day to day.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A lot about this is, in my opinion, misleading.

I don't need to be able to read Ulysses and understand all the themes and the deeper meanings, to be literate. As to actually understand all the meanings, I would have to be familiar with the culture in which it was written and the personal perspective of the author on that culture.

I don't think the perfect world entails that everyone (or, at least most people) is overly familiar with ancient cultures and authors.

Unfamiliarity with the context of what was written is usually why people don't catch on themes. A person with german cultural background will not read a passage about bringing honor to your bloodline, in the same way a chinese person will. A lot of Germans are deeply suspicious of the idea of honor. I learned that after decades with Germans and their culture.

How many Cultures are you familiar enough with to be able to correctly understand a text written in it?

E.g. the "remorse of conscience" is a cultural theme. A person who reads a lot of books and seek out these themes, has a different culture than a person who only scrolls on TikTok. And if the person reading books isn't on TikTok, they are probably unable to properly understand the themes in a TikTok.

And yes, you said that there are different levels of literacy, so you didn't say that I was illiterate if I wouldn't catch on the "remorse". But you present literacy as a 1 dimensional scale. 1 level, 2, 3, etc... When it is not, your ability to correctly parse a text is not 1 dimensional. You will probably fail to correctly understand a story written in ancient china, and if you understand it, you will probably fail to understand a story written in the 1950s in Germany.

Get off the horse. Stand next to us and enjoy your pleasure of reading with other people and learn different perspectives. They aren't less literate than you, they are differently literate than you.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

The dreads were magic, and you helped him free him self, and now he works a white collar job

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[–] [email protected] 183 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

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