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[–] [email protected] 187 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Paint it yella to make it shootyer

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If he’s illiterate we don’t need to call him dumb

Also allegedly the Rockies, not all mountains… we hope

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I doubt he is being labelled "dumb" due to being illiterate.

Doing no research prior to setting out is a great reason to call him dumb.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Though lack of research because you can't read is a bit of a speed bump in the whole "doing research" process

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but people 40 years ago managed. Youtube and a friend that can read. Hell asking random strangers their opinions on what the challenges of skateboarding across the country are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

People 200 years ago managed.
It's extremely dumb to just go out cross country with zero knowledge though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You’re not wrong!

I will say, I learned stuff like that to be a good idea through a productive education system which also helped me learn to read

[–] med 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe this is explained somewhere if I could be bothered to research it, but how can he be actually illiterate?

He has an instagram account. How is he reading anything to do with it if he's illiterate? Sub numbers, password resets, comments? How would he even know people are watching if he can't read numbers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Little tiny baby speedbump