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whales are the mightiest of fish (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Either that or there are no fish at all.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fish is just a survival strategy. Like trees

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Fish didn't independently evolve that strategy so mammals are fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Chronologically, fish is bugs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

What does that even mean?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

But bugs are a specific branch of insects.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's no such thing as a fish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

One of my favorite podcasts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

First birds, now fish. It feels like the dead internet is leaking into reality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Except beavers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Sure, that's why you are allowed to eat beaver during fasting season

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

ghoti

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love these type of arguments. The idea that only the really stupid and the really smart are right. That the majority is collective stupid.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

yeah this is one of my favourite meme formats when done right

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Call me Ishmael.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Before the Filet-O-Fish, McDonald’s sold “the Hula Burger”, which was a grilled ring of pineapple on a toasted bun. For all the Catholics who practiced “meatless” Fridays. . . .

. . . Is this the aiop communi- . . Oh.

Ummmm. Sssssorry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Wait, whales are bees?

[–] southsamurai 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If it swims, it's a fish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ducks, well known fish

[–] emergencyfood 1 points 2 days ago

So witches are fish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Found the pope's account

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I guess Jedi masters consider fish to be a monophyletic group.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

What if the caped guy actually named a mighty fish instead of siding with one of two wrong answers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Turkeys are the most advanced fish?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

We all came from fish, why can't whales return to fish?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

As it should be.