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[–] BudgetBandit 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was this one guy who stole cars, drank, had his own clique and was kind of an anti-hero among us smaller kids. He didn’t care what the teachers said, even the principal couldn’t do anything. They all skated, had bikes, hung out at the local halfpipe. They smoked cigarettes on the school property behind the trash containers. They were prohibited from entering any type of festive the school hosted but always ended up being there and drunk. He sold cigarettes to minors, while being a minor himself. Gosh we had so many papers talking about lost cars, stolen cars, wrecked cars etc.

When he finished school and immediately got a job you didn’t hear anything from him anymore. Now he has a wife, kids and a house.

He literally was that one rebellious kid from the movies who got his shit together.

All that happened before 2007, and now I feel old. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's okay. It sounds like we are the same age. It goes by too fast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Student brought Madonna's Sex book to school. Made it on one of the evening tabloid shows. Tossed small rodents into the open windows of passing cars. Sodomized baseball players with broom handle. Checked girls underwear on the way into prom to make sure they weren't wearing thongs. Blink 182

Only two of those are on Wikipedia.

[–] Jakeroxs 13 points 1 week ago

Vice principal got caught with CP and hung himself in jail.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

UK here. Quite a rural area in the mid-90s, and worlds away from US gun culture, but one time our school was playing rugby against another rival school and a lad brought in a .22 air rifle and shot one of their players in the ass from the edge of the pitch. It was hilarious for those not involved, kid got a telling off and may have been briefly suspended, but thinking about how that would have been reported these days it would probably have caused national outrage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • student brought a bb gun to class and fired it at the japanese exchange teacher
  • graduating year kids decided to "prank" a pregnant teacher by covering the stairs to her office in slippery material (eggs, iirc)
  • another graduation "prank" was to let horses out of their field; they got onto train tracks and, well ... no more graduation pranks
  • history of teachers and staff sexually abusing students
  • graveyard full of dead monks

wait this was a private catholic school nvm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Really didn’t expect “graveyard full of dead monks” to be the least shocking thing in a list today.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

At least while I was going to school there, my high school's football team never won a single game.

[–] BananaPeal 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude.

Dude.

DUDE.

The penises carved into desk and walls because the sewer backed up? What the fuck??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I know right? Kids don't need any reason to carve penises onto desks and tables and walls. They just do.

[–] BananaPeal 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it's just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.

There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said "at least it's a little more accurate," erased it, and sat down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone burned down the portable houses in the back used for extra classrooms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Wow, and I thought the guys that broke into and pissed all in the halls of our high school were going wild.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The one kid smashed a kid's face into a toilet till it broke, toilet and kid's face, and news crew came filming where we found out almost all our classes are made out of asbestos, late 2000s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

One of the older toilets used in a couple of the old school buildings (demolished for a newer one after I graduated) was permanently closed because it became so full of shit.

It was a toilet on a separate building, that was used for a couple of old buildings (one from the 1930's if the local oral history is to be believed), and another one from the 1970's. The stench was so unberable that the classrooms near it were also abandoned.

Oh, the school wasn't infamous for that. I think, pushing shit aside, it's so wonderfully mediocre that it didn't really have anything it was famous or infamous for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It is one of the katholic schools where priests raped school children. AFIK it happened years before I went to that school though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Many of the classrooms were old Army barracks buildings. The people of the county were notoriously cheap and wouldn't ever pay for a new school until it literally started dropping chunks of plaster and cement in the classrooms. Yet, the basketball court was one of the best around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

We made it on to Jay Leno.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

One teacher threatened another with an axe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We had shootings and my locker-mate died in a motorcycle accident. This was in the 90s, so.. the usual by today's standards?

[–] jbrains 3 points 1 week ago

"Infamous" exaggerates, but I find this amusing: we had a delightful chant for our sports teams.

COCKSUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER! EAT A BAG OF SHIT! CENTRAL, CENTRAL, HIT! HIT! HIT!

I've tried to forget that and I can't. I wonder where they got it from.

[–] Turd_Ferg 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I think a lot of people are commented without knowing what infamous means. Most of these are boring average high school experiences.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah dude my average high school had pedophile priests that threatened teachers with axes so they could rape children coming by every week. It was totally normal that our principal hanged himself when he was caught with CP after we had to replace another toilet that broke because a kids face was smashed into it multiple times.

I remember fondly how we had recess on our graveyard full of monks when some horses got hit on the nearby train tracks, splattering everything in blood. Let me tell ya; it was a good distraction from our usual goings on of sodomizing football players with a broomstick. At least we got a good story to tell Jay Leno.

Oh well just your average high school stuff I suppose.

[–] Turd_Ferg 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah dude! I obviously meant that rape, dead monks, and people hanging themselves is average and boring. Not the comments about dicks being drawn on desks, buildings burning down and school chants, those are the real crazy improbable things.

[–] erusuoyera 1 points 1 week ago

Not sure how your feed is organised, but on mine mohodeve's comment is directly below yours. Or is that what you consider a boring average high school experience?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Having people of color, which automatically qualified it as "ghetto". We were under-resourced, and it seemed a lot of the talented kids moved to attend a rival school instead. We routinely got our asses kicked in academics and sports.