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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I rather be destroyed by a comment then to be obese and ruled by an orange deranged criminal convicted sex offender clown.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Jokes on you, some of have the unfortunate luck of getting to experience both

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dear America,

Sugar is not a flavour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I agree with you, but I would also say, as a retort, that Marmite is not a food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Marmite is a test of willpower.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Marmite is dingle berries in a brown anal paste.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

That's being too kind.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah America is like the wild wild west for food. Everything is fucking sweet even our bread. I hate our food in the us, Im excited for the new appointment. Maybe we can go back to eating and marketing healthy food, not just food that makes profits at the cost of the consumer. Food in the us can be a drug, very addictive.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, go chug that raw milk, big brain.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you like yellow die #5 in your food just say so lil brain.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, the roadkill brain parasite guy is for sure gonna solve the problems at the FDA.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I prefer Nordic and Icelandic candy. Ammonium chloride covered black licorice is better than sugar coated high-fructose corn syrup.

Those are incidentally some of the happiest nations in the world. Depression is hardly an export.

https://www.weforum.org/stories/2018/03/these-are-the-happiest-countries-in-the-world/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

USAmericans not understanding just how sweet their sweets are compared to European sweets is just too good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Most of us don't even realize our God damned bread is too sweet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Coming from Germany, I can confirm that the objectively correct level of sweetness is what they sell over there. America/UK are too sweet (obviously!). Japan is not sweet enough (duh!).

In other news, sweetness, just like spicyness, seems to be acquired taste and once you got brainsugared by one country's Big Sweets you never come back.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LoL depression as they main export.

Dude obviously never went there.

Americans are all hyped up on Xanax.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

hyped up on Xanax