this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me more comfortable with chicken.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There it is.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I don't get it.

Edit: best I got is "I am a pi-ness". I guess it works as a math joke?

Edit2: "I am happiness?"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You didn't just walk into that, you sprinted.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no way you got two with this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Im just a helpful idiot okay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Must be hard for you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your edit2 made me think of this baby girl on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:

spoiler

[–] omgitsaheadcrab 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have smooth brain, someone explain :(

[–] sangriaferret 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

[–] omgitsaheadcrab 0 points 1 month ago

I read them as "em" "ay" "pee" and not "mm" "ah" "pee" 🙈

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The version I know (from MST3K) is: hold your tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You just got me with this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Genuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Was gonna say this shirt really isn’t that bracing, but technically it slides in under the “shirt about a thing that can go hard” loophole, so ok.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

I mapness. This shirt is fucking stupid.