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Or maybe Kuato.

Open your mind, Donald

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I came here specifically for this.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't really see the difference :S

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.

original pic with lines drawn showing what I just wrote out

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out

[–] potatopotato 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

[–] QuantumSparkles 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

my skin is not my own!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

[–] HellsBelle 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sorry about your dad.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

[–] QuantumSparkles 29 points 2 months ago

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

One way or another: he's full of it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Aka Rogan Gut

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

must be a side effect of the hair implants

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 2 points 2 months ago

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Start the reactor Quad?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Wow I completely forgot about tmnt. Should maybe watch it again some time, even though I tended to get tummyaches when scary stuff would happen :o