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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's bent out of shape; you need to install flatpak

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

It came with snap and the user snapped.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

someone got it nixed

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thanks that worked

1000006720

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Now we just need reboot in safe mode and reset windows and we have the four horsemen of Microsoft support forums

[–] darkdemize 46 points 2 months ago

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

put it in rice overnight

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Could not recreate issue.

Closing ticket.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Its just compressed.

Tar -xzv

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

It's HP... No hope.

Oh, and it's a tad bent.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Install debian it runs on even the lowest resources

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Debian is too heavy, try puppy Linux for even lower resource usage and because puppies are cute.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried putting it in rice?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

That new Tesla Cyber Laptop looks difficult to use.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sell to art museum and buy a new one for the money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I would like 4 money for this art please!

[–] tracker 14 points 2 months ago

Cosmetic damage, no lowballers, $1000 firm, I know what I have!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Have you tried ironing out the wrinkles?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Try some WD-40

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The most important part is making sure the computer doesn't see it coming so it's truly unexpected

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"helloo, I.T." "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I've seen Linux fix worse cases.

Ever try mint?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You’ll need a DeLorean and some plutonium.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Patent that shape. Call it ergo 2 electric boogaloo, buy a non ergo 2 model

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You gotta download more ram. I'll fetch you a link... brb

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

How much force is required to do that to a *laptop? Car accident level?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

not a lot if it doesn't have a metal frame inside

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Iron, no steam.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I was issued an Elitebook for work. This is truly the best case scenario

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Partial updating is not supported. Please reinstall Arch.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Just grab a mallet amd hammer it flat again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  • Try to sell it as art

  • Make a shitton of cash

  • Buy a new laptop and still have a shitton of cash

(maybe remove SSDs and HDDs before step 1 if those are still in tact and depending on what kind of information was stored on the device)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Genius just paint it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just wipe it down with a damp cloth (not dripping, just damp). It'll be as good as new.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Anger management

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

remove snapd

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That’s what you get for not upgrading to 11

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if it boots up, ram, storage, video adapter, cpu, and usb slot is intact then propably yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Disassemble entirely, hammer shell back into shape. If shell can't be salvaged, buy a mid tower and a CPU cooler. Desolder CPU, GPU, and RAM. Disconnect SSD and fans. Resolder chips back onto new motherboard. Replace display, keyboard, and touchpad. Put everything else back together.

Laptop fixed/laptop is now desktop.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, first, you want to get a hammer. Make sure you're comfortable with the weight, you're gonna be doing a lot of swinging.

Next, you'll want this hunk of metal called a dolly.

Now, if you're someone without experience in a body shop, I'd recommend searching "Dolly dent removal methods", watch some tutorials.

If you're familiar already, you know what comes next. Decide if you're going on or off, and beat the shit out of it until the dents come out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Lucidlethargy 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know, what's wrong with it?

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