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Travelers Can Now Buy a Can of '100 Percent Authentic Air' From Italy's Lake Como (www.smithsonianmag.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago

Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.

[–] southsamurai 19 points 6 months ago

Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Someone's buying a jar of farts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.

Amazing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Yeah and you can buy a rattlesnake plushy in a can at the western store downtown.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.