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That mascot is a child. Please don't make porn of fictional children even if you disagree with the politics or religion of that fictional child you're making porn out of. Child porn is a bad thing
She is really a 2,000 year old ~~dragon~~ child of god so it's totally ok.
-some priest
If she's drawn as an adult like the pucture used for the pist I don't think it would be a problem anymore, you can't really lock down a fictional character's age it just comes down to features their drawn with and I guess if someone feels the need to go out of thier way to give an age
rule 34
5 minutes after the Vatican presented her, there was already porn. Some say even earlier.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.
Nah, the official girl figure came first. The porn version they had on hand was a boy.
Googling “Luce porn” immediately surfaced sites where people are posting what appears to be handmade images of exactly that (click at your own risk), but searching Civitai specifically, a site which makes AI-generating porn of anyone and anything extremely easy, turned up the real motherlode.
I gotta say, the choice to write this article itself is questionable. It's obvious this stuff would exist to anyone familiar with the internet, but describing the images in lurid detail and saying exactly how to get them complete with direct links, kinda sus.
Got to scare the norimes. It would be news worthy if there wasn't a fuck ton of porn instantly.
As soon as they announced it, people dove head first into that degeneracy.
Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of....probably. If she's the kind of lady who's down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.
Took longer than I expected.
checks civitai.com for dedicated models for generating Luce images
Pony Diffusion-based:
https://civitai.com/models/899565/luce
https://civitai.com/models/902213/luce-of-jubilee-2025
https://civitai.com/models/899944/luce-vatican-mascot
https://civitai.com/models/900249/luce-vaticans-mascot-pony
https://civitai.com/models/906648/yet-another-luce-or-jubilee-2025-or-pdxl-lora
https://civitai.com/models/904198/luce-jubilee-2025
https://civitai.com/models/911707/luce-mascot-of-the-2025-jubilee
https://civitai.com/models/903063/luce-jubilee-2025
Stable Diffusion-based:
https://civitai.com/models/903228/characterluce-or-2025noob075orsdxl
Flux-based:
https://civitai.com/models/899486/luce-vaticans-mascot-flux
https://civitai.com/models/903005/luce-catholic-church-mascot-flux
https://civitai.com/models/902214/luce-jubilee-2025-mascot-for-flux
https://civitai.com/models/30052/paseerpaseer-characters-package
Hmm.
While none of these models were explicitly tagged NSFW that I noticed, and don't bill themselves with NSFW images, Pony Diffusion is trained on NSFW images and thus brings that knowledge to derived models. It can understand Danbooru tags, which include a fair number of sexual acts, sexual poses, fetish clothing, sex toys, and suchlike.
I'd also assume that if Luce catches on, general models not specifically intended for generating images of Luce will also learn what Luce looks like as images containing Luce make their way into their training corpuses; that would presumably include NSFW general models.
EDIT: No, I take it back. This Pony-Diffusion-based model, this, and this one do use NSFW images in their example image list if one cycles through the whole list of images. It may have been hidden before, as I was checking the site anonymously, and I believe the civitai default is to hide NSFW content. Also, this model has some suspiciously well-endowed Luce images in its example image list, and this model doesn't have nudity in its example images, but does have Luce flipping the viewer the bird in an example image, which I imagine is probably sacrilegious.
Found my favorite. I knew someone must have thought of the 40k connection before me.
This was always going to happen.
The Vatican is angry. They lost their porn mascot. Because, come on, it was always meant to attract vulnerable children to priests.
that didn't take long, at all. wasn't it introduced, like, a few days ago?
I'm surprised it took this long to be honest.
I mean... yeah. What were they thinking?!