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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah, a billionaire finally doing the most useful thing they'll have ever done; feeding worms and creating compost.

[–] ShareMySims 29 points 3 weeks ago

I don't disagree, but unfortunately without the people seizing his assets, his death just created one or more other billionaires in his place, depending on who inherits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately human beings are usually embalmed so his compost would be contaminated with formaldehyde. This guy specifically is probably also going into some kind of vault, so the wormies will go hungry.

I have a big problem with the funeral industry πŸ™ƒ I told my kids to bury me on property, claim my skull to keep on the mantle, and keep cashing my social security as long as possible.

Anyway even in death billionaires are worthless and toxic, the world would be better off without them.

[–] CaptDust 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Marcus said in a 2022 interview with the Financial Times that he was β€œworried about capitalism” and that because of what he called the spread of β€œsocialism” in America, β€œnobody works. Nobody gives a damn. β€˜Just give it to me. Send me money. I don’t want to work β€” I’m too lazy, I’m too fat, I’m too stupid.’”

β€œWe used to have free speech here. We don’t have it,” Marcus told the newspaper. β€œThe woke people have taken over the world.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If nobody worked, how did he get so rich?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If we don't have free speech, how do we know what the asshole said?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Pieces of shit like him never have their freedom of speech taken away.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well, at least we got some good news today. He was also a prolific anti-LGBTQ bigot.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

All his friends are there

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Should have died a year ago

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

New gender neutral bathroom about to open.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s the crab thing?

[–] CaptDust 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. It all makes sense.

[–] ohellidk 9 points 3 weeks ago

RIP! (rot in piss)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[–] clay_pidgin 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, would you look at all that... stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

When are they gonna open up that store?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

It's a friend it's a companion and it gets rid of your travelers checks, heart break (Christ you don't know the meaning of heart break) gives you an erection wins the election, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes Prizes PRIZES, takes weight off bust midriff hip chin, finds you a job, it is a job, don't be caught with your drawers down, dontbecaughtwithyourdrawersdown, step right up!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ha ha, fucking sweet!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn now his family has to take a trip to The Funeral Home Depot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I audibly chuckled

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Woomp woomp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's too bad that I'm sure his right wing donations will continue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good bye Dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hah he knew drump was gonna lose and he might have to start paying taxes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

lead by example

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago