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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Damn now his family has to take a trip to The Funeral Home Depot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I audibly chuckled

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

I'm sad he escaped his deserved fate.

1,000 Billionaires, 1 Guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, a billionaire finally doing the most useful thing they'll have ever done; feeding worms and creating compost.

[–] ShareMySims 28 points 18 hours ago

I don't disagree, but unfortunately without the people seizing his assets, his death just created one or more other billionaires in his place, depending on who inherits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Unfortunately human beings are usually embalmed so his compost would be contaminated with formaldehyde. This guy specifically is probably also going into some kind of vault, so the wormies will go hungry.

I have a big problem with the funeral industry πŸ™ƒ I told my kids to bury me on property, claim my skull to keep on the mantle, and keep cashing my social security as long as possible.

Anyway even in death billionaires are worthless and toxic, the world would be better off without them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Do you think he paid a Billion Dollar Indulgence to avoid Hell?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

All his friends are there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Good bye Dipshit.

[–] CaptDust 46 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Marcus said in a 2022 interview with the Financial Times that he was β€œworried about capitalism” and that because of what he called the spread of β€œsocialism” in America, β€œnobody works. Nobody gives a damn. β€˜Just give it to me. Send me money. I don’t want to work β€” I’m too lazy, I’m too fat, I’m too stupid.’”

β€œWe used to have free speech here. We don’t have it,” Marcus told the newspaper. β€œThe woke people have taken over the world.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If nobody worked, how did he get so rich?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If we don't have free speech, how do we know what the asshole said?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Pieces of shit like him never have their freedom of speech taken away.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Well, at least we got some good news today. He was also a prolific anti-LGBTQ bigot.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

New gender neutral bathroom about to open.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

When are they gonna open up that store?

[–] clay_pidgin 4 points 13 hours ago

Wow, would you look at all that... stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ

It's a friend it's a companion and it gets rid of your travelers checks, heart break (Christ you don't know the meaning of heart break) gives you an erection wins the election, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes Prizes PRIZES, takes weight off bust midriff hip chin, finds you a job, it is a job, don't be caught with your drawers down, dontbecaughtwithyourdrawersdown, step right up!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Woomp woomp.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago

Should have died a year ago

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What’s the crab thing?

[–] CaptDust 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Thank you. It all makes sense.

[–] ohellidk 9 points 17 hours ago

RIP! (rot in piss)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

It's too bad that I'm sure his right wing donations will continue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Ha ha, fucking sweet!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

lead by example

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Hah he knew drump was gonna lose and he might have to start paying taxes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago