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Naked British Tourist Falls From Balcony In Thailand Covered In Poo (insidenewshub.com)

submitted 5 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have been fucked up drunk but never this bad... holy shit imagine this poor mfer's life

[–] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

He paid good money for that poo.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

He was living his best life when an unstable balcony got the best of him

[–] somebodysomewhere@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Officers later checked his room, where they discovered excrement smeared across the floor. Police lieutenant Thanawee Yarangsee said: ‘We have some ideas about what he was doing in the room to make it so dirty but there was nothing illegal

I'm going to regret this, but what was he doing?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

1 guy, no cup

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Least badly behaved British tourist

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's the man in the box?

[–] Assman 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's the dog who gets beat

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Deny your maker

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Damn my eyes

[–] BreathingUnderWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Someone has to clean up that excrement and I guarantee you they aren't being paid enough to do it.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

lol at the pic of the leg thru the ceiling!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Hate when that happens.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

So many questions...

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

Oh no, not again!

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Who covered Thailand in poo?