Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.

In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.

Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!

General rule amongst those groups: "If you can't be good, be loud."

As someone with a loud car, I can confirm

Those three monkes look like they're singing For the Longest Time

I have been told all through my life I have a voice that carries

😬

I'm conflicted because I love cars and how they work (including EVs!!!) but also don't entirely love how loud they can be.

I got a GR Corolla which has a little tiny 3 cylinder engine, but it's so loud on cold starts. Luckily I live in the woods, because I would feel so bad cold starting it in a neighborhood.

I'm conflicted because I love my car, but can also appreciate how cars just don't have to be so loud that they give you temporary deafness as they drive by. Unfortunately with internal combustion, louder generally equals better flow in the exhaust which equals more power.

Peter Dutton represent…

I can literally hear these monkeys singing.

Trump

Boy, maga cultists sure are loud AF...

This makes me sad. I installed a loud as fuck exhaust on my car, but it broke sound limits at the track so I had to get a quieter setup. Mostly I’m sad because of my tiny penis tho.

Gives new meaning to 'speak softly and carry a big stick'.

How was the TMI calculated in this study?

I can't handle stupid right now.

compensate much?

Is this about PP pierre poilievre? The Canadian analog of doneOLD trump.

bb smol