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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

This makes me sad. I installed a loud as fuck exhaust on my car, but it broke sound limits at the track so I had to get a quieter setup. Mostly I’m sad because of my tiny penis tho.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I can't handle stupid right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

You picked the wrong millennium to live in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Is there a right millennium? The end of the first millennium had people believing that the tick-over would cause the apocalypse, with all computers everywhere immediately detonating, and the whole economy rendered valueless dust.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Is this about PP pierre poilievre? The Canadian analog of doneOLD trump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

compensate much?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm conflicted because I love cars and how they work (including EVs!!!) but also don't entirely love how loud they can be.

I got a GR Corolla which has a little tiny 3 cylinder engine, but it's so loud on cold starts. Luckily I live in the woods, because I would feel so bad cold starting it in a neighborhood.

I'm conflicted because I love my car, but can also appreciate how cars just don't have to be so loud that they give you temporary deafness as they drive by. Unfortunately with internal combustion, louder generally equals better flow in the exhaust which equals more power.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Enjoy it! You could be driving another fun car with a completely boring sounding engine (cough FL5 cough) with almost no good sounding exhausts that aren’t just noise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Don't be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

Those three monkes look like they're singing For the Longest Time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

I have been told all through my life I have a voice that carries

😬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

How was the TMI calculated in this study?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I can literally hear these monkeys singing.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago

It's not about the actual size, it's more like a mindset

[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 day ago (9 children)

It's not the small penis we hate, it's the loud car.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Counterpoint: it's the hate that makes them compensate?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Yes, but we use the small penis as an insult, which is not fair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Is it fair if I'm a sissy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand nudity options in games. You got average and above average. Few people gonna go with average then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Those are noobs though, just git good and save the world with a small dick.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude

I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material

[–] felykiosa 2 points 7 hours ago

I m a small dude thx to give me confidence

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Testicle size and reproductive potency are entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there. And if you only ever have one partner at a time that you want to make babies with, you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department. You just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.

But this shows that even if you do want all the ladies, large testicles don’t matter.

(Aside; people with breeder fetishes who impregnate multiple women are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just.. eew.)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Boy, maga cultists sure are loud AF...

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

As someone with a loud car, I can confirm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Peter Dutton represent…

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

General rule amongst those groups: "If you can't be good, be loud."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.

Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman's vagina

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it's obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Ah yes, nature's ghillie suit.

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