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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can stick them anywhere ...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Po tat oes!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

When life give you lemon, you trade it with potato.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[–] ironhydroxide 19 points 1 month ago

Halloween give you choose.

Is potato

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Potatoes are one of the most delicious and versatile foods on the planet in my opinion. They can be a side dish in so many ways orthe main dish. I go through about 10 lbs per month on my own. I fucking love taters yo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Potatoes were popular last year, so now we're including potatoes, jars of gravy, and little cans of baked beans buried in the candy bowl this year.