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Choose Potato rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by AlligatorBlizzard to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

huh television?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?