this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
507 points (99.0% liked)

Greentext

4433 readers
1189 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ArbitraryValue 79 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

World War II would have been called unrealistic if it was fictional.

[–] Tar_alcaran 47 points 3 weeks ago

So, the big evil boss, his name is Hitler?

Yes

And, his second is called... Himmler?

uhhh, yes?

And they both think blonde haired, blue eyed people are the perfect humans?

Mmhhh, correct.

And what do these two people looks like?

Uhhhhh

[–] mnemonicmonkeys 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It still amuses me that Germany took down France in a month by using meth

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

And that meth’s name?

…Pervitin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Eh the big win was the head fake.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I name my kid Max Watts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Max watts, the electrician.