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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

baby

cat

They are the same picture

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In all fairness, he never had any in choice in your relationship and you always treated him like a baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And holy controlling! She (or one of her flying monkeys) checks on every single shit he makes and even makes comments to him about them!

Though he does handle it like a boss and either acts like he didn't even hear or sometimes blows raspberries at her.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your child owes you nothing, honey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Next you'll tell me doesn't have a car or license and lives with his mom...you deserve better!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I think she is either talking about her son or a pet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

actually you are right. I opened the original thread and figured from context, that this is just a mother talking about her child. i said "fatal" because honestly my autistic ass assumed something much worse

[–] candyman337 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No she's talking about a cat

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought it was a child

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Could be both