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[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This makes so little sense, I don't think it even counts as racism.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's about all the gore videos coming from China where their shit breaks down and people are killed or maimed, all sort of wild traffic videos and so on

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Those used to come out of India. I guess everyone is outsourcing now.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A lot of effort for a tortured Command and Conquer joke

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So I wasn't the only one that read "China will grow larger" and immediately thought of C&C Generals Zero Hour lol

[–] thr0w4w4y2 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the other lines are from the same game. lazy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was waiting for a "meyd in the you es of ayyyyy" line.

[–] Varyk 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

definitely still counts as racism.

it's just funny enough to be a racist joke. he did a 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not the intended audience, I guess. I get the pollution stereotype, but all the dead baby references went over my head. It's as if someone was writing a bunch of stereotypes about America, and there were some Freedom Unit references so you almost get it, but then there are also a bunch of references to dead orangutans and you're like: what?

[–] Varyk 10 points 1 month ago

yea, there's a pretty hefty chance this was written by a 12-year-old who knows literally nothing about China except other 4chan memes.

echo of an echo of a fart kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'd also say so. The last sentence puts the whole thing in relation to people with a chinese accent not the nation of China. Regardless of what they think of China. It's subtle though since it only happens in the last sentence. That just makes it more devious though

[–] Early_To_Risa 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anon lives in China. Their meds are small bits of cancerous gravel.

China will grow larger.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This is just business as usual in China

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

This is the most deranged shit I’ve read in a while

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Happy Tree Friends in China

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely wild that they just used command and conquer generals: zero hour dialogue

[–] horse_tranquilizers 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Brighter than the sun!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate the chinese government but what is this racist bullshit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Anon been drinking that Flint Michigan water his whole life.