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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I was in a Discord call and we were talking about theology and one guy used this argument against creationism. The Christian girl in the call said if Adam spawned in as a fully grown adult then God can create pre-aged uranium too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Which ends up leading up to Last Thursdayism. Weird to believe in a deity that just enjoys fucking with you, but to each their own.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Being a scientist myself, this argument is not very good. The believer can just say that god created lead as well, and didn't wait for it to be created by decay. If god can create a universe, why shouldn't they be able to create some lead?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I find it funny that AtheistMemes comments on this gif are primarily on the science, and ScienceMemes where this was cross posted is filled with Christian apologetics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a whole 'nother rabbit hole, that eventually leads to this:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Can blame it on the devil, or can say it's just a test by God. Anything from old rocks to fossils to light from distance stars created enroute. Using science to debate someone who doesn't understand science or thinks it's all a trick isn't going to work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Exactly! In fact, we know that the universe was created in media res so that light photons allegedly streaming to us from thirteen billion light years away in mid transit with the exact amount of red shift it would have from that object retreating away from us due to cosmic inflation, and was, in fact, created by God ~~2000~~ in route in the (great) void of space so that it would smack not just into the dot that is Earth, but some dude's telescope and spectrum analyzer.

In fact, I wasn't born fifty seven (and some days) years ago. I was born this last Tuesday when the universe was created with everything in motion.

ETA Apparently in the last decade, Last Tuesdayism (the omphalos hypothesis that the universe was created last Tuesday) turned into Last Thursdayism

Prior to that, Last Thursdayism was a separate sect who suggested the universe was recreated every Thursday the way we reboot our OS every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this kind of decay the only way that all terrestrial lead was created?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Being born from mother tigers is the only way that terrestrial tigers can be created. Except on Creation Day, according to Creationists. It's not much of a stretch to say that's where the Earth's original stock of lead came from too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's not the gotcha OOP seems to think it is. If the world was magicked into existence by a supreme being 4000 years ago, there's no reason it couldn't have been magicked into existence with heavy elements having decayed by an arbitrary amount or with Pb by itself. 'Tis the problem with invoking appeals to magic. And anyway a quick look on wiki says that primordial Pb was mostly created by neutron capture of lighter elements, not radioactove decay of heavier ones, so the mere existence of Pb proves nothing wrt the timeline of U decay anyway... but at that point if you're bringing nucleosynthesis into it, you may as well point to anything higher than lithium or even atoms as a concept as "proof" rather than picking anything as exotic as uranium decay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This is an inherently unwinnable trap. Creationists will ultimately always play the undisprovable "God made it that way" card. Blind faith is a mental illness that's endemic to humanity and is probably going to get us all killed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Omfg, my dude. I get your point, everybody does, i mean, look at the sub name... But calling people mentally sick just because they can't resist our inner cope machanism, aka magical thinking, which was developed and stayed there since before the civilisation, is like calling people with allergies "subhuman", or people who can't resist the urge to sleep at night *weak".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Calling it mental illness isn't just a stretch it's just fuckin wrong my dude. I get what you're saying but bro, that's just how humans work.

For the vast majority of people, belief in science isn't fundamentally different than belief in religion. Very few people actually know. The rest of us are taking it on faith that the scientific method is working. Even when it isn't (that's a fascinating story, btw, a lot of scientists confirmed findings before it was ultimately debunked.)

Taking things on faith is part of why we work as a species, knowing a thing to be true without ever seeing it is critical to a functioning culture.

The fact that that well has been poisoned with bullshit is a natural consequence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

God made it that way.

Well god must have made you with brain damage.

I don't have brain damage!

Don't deny the miracle of life God gave you, he gave you brain damage for a reason! Just because you don't know his plan doesn't mean your brain damage doesn't exist... Have faith.

🙏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah they will say DOG made all that lead when It created the universe four thousand years ago. No amount of evidence can convince someone who doesn't understand what evidence is.

[–] akilou 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Earth was created 10 seconds ago and we all have implanted memories, change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Heretic. True believers know it was 8 seconds ago.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Blasphemer. It'll be created tomorrow and this is all part of the memory implant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Nonesense it will never be created this is just a simulation /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

LastThursdayism

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I had a creationist professor who had a whole bunch of bullshit specifically intended to "debunk" aging using Polonium half-lives, etc...

You'll never "disprove" it for them, because they don't want it disproven. They'll just find the relevant page on Answers in Genesis/Ken Ham's website written by someone with a Ph.D. from Pensacola Christian College and consider it done. They're not in it to actually find the truth. It's not a good-faith discussion/debate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (9 children)

In what backwoods podunk shithole did you have a creationist "professor?" What were they even ostensibly teaching?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I went to high school in rural Mississippi and had a creationist biology teacher. We quickly touched on what the textbook had to say about evolution, then spent the next week or so watching this video series on various species with symbiotic relationships and how some of them could not have possibly evolved without the other. And it was a public school. Knowing what I know now, I should have told him to stick his illegal proselytizing up his ass and just spent his class period studying in the library.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I had a "Creationism vs evolution" class because I did one semester at a religious college before realizing I wasn't religious. It was about what'd you'd expect, and no, the credit didn't transfer to a real college

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fortunately when they go find some page in AiG, you can just go point at the corresponding entry here: https://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/list.html

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Been a while since I've seen that resource. Old webpages are refreshing sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That's not how half-lives work though

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago
  • Decay of radon-222 isn't the only way lead can be created, just a way
  • The U238 that started the chain could pre-date the earth
  • Half life is only when half of the sample has decayed, but less than half could have decayed into lead
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That's crazy, is this the only source of lead? Like, can't lead come from somewhere else?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, this post is not fully correct. The lead nail in the coffin is not that lead exists, it's that we find it in certain mineral matrixes that don't form with lead.

Zircon is the most widely referenced mineral in uranium-lead dating, as the mineral rejects lead during its formation, but will incorporate uranium. So when we find zircon with lead in it, it means that the uranium has decayed and turned into lead while being stuck there, and the percentage of uranium to lead in a sample lets us determine its time of formation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"Mind" I see no evidence to support the existence of one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (23 children)

I think this is bad science. Its important to call out bad science to prove that good science exists.

I don't think all lead is the result of radioactive decay.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God faked all that to prove our faith.

[–] vulgarcynic 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The futility of using scientific factoids to argue with an account named "Christians Against Science".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"Christians Against Science" has to be a parody account, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The only thing that you can use to convince someone who is dead set the Bible is the only truth is...the Bible. And even then they'll use gymnastics, but at least they can't just discard the source of evidence like they will anything else. If they bend over backwards to keep the Bible valid, then you know you'll waste time trying to debate them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lead existed more than 4000 years ago, but that doesn't prove it was part of Earth that whole time. Most of the planet existed in some form before it coalesced into the planet. 😌

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's 4000 years old...
...and then some

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