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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

She sure is

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I have un-grumpied my butt with cat cuddles, some food and making loud, discordant noises in the studio.

And everyone is now tucked in for some sleep. Goodnight ❀️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The fluffy boi has been having testing on his kidneys, and the vet's incidentally found a serious heart condition. Poor little chicken. More expensive tests that I can't really afford to follow.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@underwatermagpies Try the Lort Smith animal hospital.

They will be lower cost and let you pay off the tests/debt.

I am sorry you are going through this, give fluffy boi lots of hugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

agree and welcome Ami.

Lort Smith are so good.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

So I went to the street yard sale that Thornbury posted about.

It was massive , cool and interesting.

Two types of sellers, those who want to clear stuff out of their house, those who are trying to make money.

Prices were generally high, often higher than Op shops.

Lots of kids stuff, lots of over priced old clothes. So many books and by the look of it no one was buying.

Few dvds, even fewer CDs and vinyls.

So what did I get. From an old guy who was clearing out a shed, a nutmeg grater, some antique glass bottle stoppers.

From another stall I got a pair of light weight cargo pants.

had a nice chat with a woman who fixes up old chairs and does sewing. πŸ™‚

It was an ok day.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have the grumpiest bum in the whole world today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I got 15cm of my hair cut off and it looks so much better. πŸ™‚

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The Gisele Pelicot case really makes my blood boil. All these gutless, horrible men who really do think women are chattel and that their consent means less than a man's entitlement to pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

they would treat other men badly too except they only abuse those who are physically weaker than they are

also, how come Giselle's doctor didn't look after her? That puzzles me so much.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

These questions here too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I just read up on it because I was unfamiliar with the case. Good lord what a poor brave broken woman. The husband admitting guilt is of little comfort. What a hideous POS.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If those complete and utter POSs thought they were taking part in a sex game, then maybe the game wasn't sex so much as domination, and the whole point was the absence of the power to choose. Which to me indicates a very frail and fragile sense of their own masculinity. The husband should be executed imo. Preferably by lethal injection.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What a fucking pig of a husband. I don’t even know what to say. That poor woman, and her courage

Edit: She obviously wasn’t moved to another location but would this count as something similar to human trafficking?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I read this when it came out. Her husband, I have no words. No consent, the STDs… I am also in awe of her courage. I don’t think I’d be able to even leave a room let alone have contact with people ever again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Another day, another job interview. Two this week, one that felt okay and one that felt pretty good - fingers crossed I get to the next stage with at least one of them!

Edit: second interview for one lined up for next week, yaaaay.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

When will people learn. If your rubbish bin is overflowing, the birds will come with their mates and scatter your shit all over your nature strip and if it ends up on mine I will go out there and relocate it back onto yours with a huff so use your limp wristed hands and push that shit down so the lid sits flush. Dickhead.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I’ve just eaten almost a whole bag of Doritos and as a consequence am no longer hungry enough to have motivation to cook dinner. Maybe a toasted sandwich will do for today, with some fruit after. Healthy eating starts again tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve done that. It’s so easy to keep eating a bag of chips without stopping and before you know it the whole thing is gone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I put some chips in a little bowl and put a clip on the bag and put bag away

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Downpipe at the p's fixed! Took about 2 mintues. Saved a few dollaridoos there.

A few days ago when I was there I said 'hey I'm going to try and fix it this way". He cracked the shits 'I MAKE THE DECISIONS AROUND HERE". Dude has acute NPD but there are work arounds. So I said okay you do it. So I pissed off down the bellarine.. Get a call:

Me: How's that pipe going Him: The pipe has fallen 10cm I can't do it. Getting a plumber in a few weeks.

I get back, go over today (while he's away).. Turns out he pulled the down pipe down and it disconnected from the gutter. I chuck it back on try and recreate what he did and he must've been trying to climb the thing. Easy fix.

So now I'm putting a mock invoice in his letter box:

Call out fee: $200 Labour: $300ph x 0.033 = $10 Materials: 4cm of 100mm PVC: $0.5 Use of toilet: -$1 Stealing a glass of wine: -$9

He will hate that. Apparently he spent an hour trying to do it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He may hate it but admit it, you love it.

Dunno if you're AFAB or not but it's fucking spectacular when you pull this shit on a FIL as a woman XD

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m doing all of the positive things but man life sucks. It’s like wading through molasses. On an incline. And then sliding back

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

theres a real "back and forth" feeling lately. was standing in the shower earlier and sort of realized I feel like im taking the hit of each wave rather than riding them atm. Feel like a lot of us are doing that after covid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Dude get some fucking headphones bro seriously

Edit: sorry for my bus related rant. I still haven't got my skin swab results back and I'm a bit miffed.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of my coworkers came in sick. We are so unbelievably busy and have been in a state of crunch for the last month, and I have leave scheduled for Dragon Age and my partner's birthday in a week.

I will be so sad if I catch the horrible hacking cough she's got, I booked an expensive restaurant and everything

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The inconsistency across baker’s delight sliced bread thickness is problematic. I need it THICC.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah godammit, my food was delivered to the wrong address, the driver didn't supply a photo like they usually do so I couldn't go hunting for my food and didn't answer the phone when I rang. 1 star review for you, the first time I've ever done that. Replacement order on the way but for crying out loud!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tradie next door building houses having what sounds like a meltdown and is shouting loudly. Very good atmosphere for my sister who is WFH and on the phones, and me trying to scramble to finish assignments.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Shouting loudly? Nah that's just normal tradie talk. Oi cunt. Turn the radio up. Love this song

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

First full nights sleep in over 3 months and I feel worse than normal. Goddamn it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Come down with a cold or something, so missing my human first aid lesson. Ugh. I should just be able to do the course via a charity anyway, and as long as it's done before I finish the course it will be fine.

But damn it! Damn it! I hate missing stuff and having to play catch up. Whatever. I just have to trust myself that I am capable. And I don't mind paying $200 for a one day human first aid course. But fucking fuck fuck fuck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tablespoon of formaldehyde is a cure-all in a pinch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

when see blood where it shouldn’t be, apply pressure to where blood come out

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

someone is making yoko ono sounds on the train

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Tired from my labours, but finally sitting down to relax before bed. I’m rewatching Seinfeld, have needed a comfort show lately. Something I’ve watched before but enjoy watching again, requires not much concentration and is from a simpler time.

Tell me your comfort show (if you have one).

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

blerp, case of the anxiety wobbles again today. Didn't help that today's viewing got cancelled at the last minute. LL has sent through rental ledger as requested, which is all okay, but it's pretty dumb that some part of my body now gets extremely tense every time I see her name in my inbox or I have to deal with her. Truly silly.

I have another viewing tomorrow that ticks lots of boxes but "Inspection is a must" and the sudden advertising of this property does make me wonder what's going on. Pics look a bit too good to be true. Wondering if it's a case of suspicious neighbours...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seagoon is back? Time to celebrate. πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just looove this - wish I had a Fjord available this year. Sheer genius.

EDIT: shear genius surely.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I put the heater on. πŸ«₯

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If anyone would like a pretty chill career change, get familiar with the CMS Drupal and hit up recruitment agencies to become a 'Digital Content Specialist'.

https://www.drupal.org/home

It's free and open source. You could buy some web hosting and install it through cPanel, then do enough Youtube courses to put it on your resume. All Victorian Government websites are on Drupal, and so are some Federal ones. You might be able to get a plush gig copying and pasting content from word docs to websites.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I need to remember to eat tuna /salmon or other oily fishylies tomorrow. This week has been really brain tiring and I have been starving the last couple of days. Always amazes my how much energy you burn thinking

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