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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

This is a Bavarian specialty called "Öbergruatznloafdl".
It's made from oats, rye beer, Oabatzder cheese and cow hooves.

Traditionally it is served by a proposing husband to a would-be-bride's family. Large amounts of salt are added to symbolize that the marriage won't spoil, and to demonstrate wealth.

[–] Gullible 15 points 2 months ago

In America, we just kill each other with guns.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And he gives her this if she says no?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh no, her opinion doesn't factor into it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Interesting! There is a similar specialty in Austria called Schmiaschrischnuepflmarfl but the ingredients usually include some chamois liver as well. And it's used for a slightly different purpose since it's normally served at a funeral to remind the attendance about the musculature of the legs of the departed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As always, the Austrians are copying and perverting our sacred, ancient customs.
Chamois? Disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Referendum on Bavarian-Austrian unification when?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Da Oaschluss?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The bread is a receptacle into which the husband must yell SPRICH ZANGENDEUTSCH until it no longer causes physical pain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I don't understand how any of this results in the slice being larger than the loaf.

[–] shadowedcross 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Vegans can use their fingernails as substitute.

[–] Gullible 2 points 2 months ago

(They’re just kidding)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oops! All gluten

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible 2 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, just an unleavened atrocity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It looks like a human organ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

your username confused me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago