this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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[–] fsxylo 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

They were just trying to harvest your security questions/get advertising data anyways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

First B, then A.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What if I'm happiest while snorting cocaine off a park bench alone in the dark while crying?

[–] taladar 7 points 23 hours ago

alone in the dark

while surrounded by the shambling corpses of your 80 closest friends?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

You're an untrovert

[–] hector 1 points 23 hours ago

The good'ol bring-what-you'll-use technique does wonder ! With the power of friendship you can get blasted for cheap

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who has 80 friends and that kind of money to throw around?

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you are that popular, you don’t buy your own drugs. Your friends/admirers will make sure they give you enough free drugs to get your attention and recognition.

A locally popular DJ or bar owner fits that for example.

[–] Corkyskog 5 points 20 hours ago

I knew someone who fit that bill in college that was trying to get me to do molly with them. I wasn't super receptive, so he hit me with "Ah, hard drugs aren't that dangerous or even addictive as long as you follow this one simple trick... never spend your own money on hard drugs"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

The word "friends" is doing some heavy lifting there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should check out the trailer to his latest movie:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Neither did Paul Rudd!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

*sniiifff*

"Alright! Portnoy's Complaint! Let's goooooooo!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago