Who has 80 friends and that kind of money to throw around?
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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The word "friends" is doing some heavy lifting there.
Paul Rudd?
You should check out the trailer to his latest movie:
That bit never got old.
Neither did Paul Rudd!
If you are that popular, you don’t buy your own drugs. Your friends/admirers will make sure they give you enough free drugs to get your attention and recognition.
A locally popular DJ or bar owner fits that for example.
I knew someone who fit that bill in college that was trying to get me to do molly with them. I wasn't super receptive, so he hit me with "Ah, hard drugs aren't that dangerous or even addictive as long as you follow this one simple trick... never spend your own money on hard drugs"
What if I'm happiest while snorting cocaine off a park bench alone in the dark while crying?
alone in the dark
while surrounded by the shambling corpses of your 80 closest friends?
You're an untrovert
The good'ol bring-what-you'll-use technique does wonder ! With the power of friendship you can get blasted for cheap
Uh... "yes".
*sniiifff*
"Alright! Portnoy's Complaint! Let's goooooooo!"
They were just trying to harvest your security questions/get advertising data anyways.
First B, then A.
A
What's weird is that this is the test they use for kindergarteners