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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

I let my players make checks: "what would my character know in this situation?" History roll. Me as DM: "your character would have gone to kindergarten and learned the number 2"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish it was e, so it could be true.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

M is 1000 in Latin, or 8 if you convert from binary, which is 3+3+2, and as we all know 3 ~ π, so M is ~ 2+2π = 2(1+π), and we all know that π goes to 0, for small values of π, leaving us with M = 2. So, Fry was right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It would be d...

O n e a n D T h r e e 1 2 3 4 5 6 5 4 3 2 1

Or not including one and three

It's between one and three, not Including one or three

"And"

Or "N"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

The natural number e is approximately 2.71828, thus would be between 1 and 3.

[–] zaph 5 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Had a puzzle thrown at me by my DM this weekend.

I have scales but no wings, I guard treasure, precious things. Though I breathe no flame or fire, My riddles stir minds to inquire. What am I?

!a book!<

He admitted it was written by ai. I did not guess correctly.

[–] threelonmusketeers 1 points 1 hour ago

What kind of scaley books does your DM have?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't have either. At least partially because I have no idea what scales have to do with books.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

@zaph @Stamets It should be "a bank." People make bank inquiries. Traditionally they have scales to measure precious materials. They of course guard treasure and precious things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

@zaph @Stamets ai just doesn't do those relations that well. It knows how riddles are supposed to look like, but I doubt it can do the mental leap between questions and answers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Books have.... Scales? What?

AI sucks at creativity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The ghost of a scholarly dragon. No flame because dead but still being inscrutable with people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

🎼 Counting all the numbers of the alphabet!