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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This writing prompt from about a year ago on the other site is relevant:

Aliens take over the Earth. They then announce that they will be forcing the humans to work a "tyrannical" 4 hours a day 4 days a week in exchange for basic rights like housing. Needless to say they are very confused when the humans celebrate their new alien overlords.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Link, if you wish

[–] Justas 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did a similar one a few months back too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there a good, active writing prompts community on Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Start the community that you want to see! Let me know if you do, I would contribute every now and again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I would love to. I just don't think I have the time to devote to it to do it right.

[–] Justas 3 points 1 month ago

No, none that I know of.

[–] Justas 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A civilization capable of interstellar imperialism* would be focused on long-term exploitation of less primitive societies, so they would probably manage us better than the current elites do. A more educated, healthy worker is simply more productive than the alternative, especially in the long term.

  • unless it is some kind of swarm of space locusts that just devour everything in their path.
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or they would manage us to their own desires. I wouldn't say imperialism of conquered peoples went well for people on Earth.

Hell, there are several noted cases of deindustrialization, like the British Raj in India, where the imperial power pushed a civilization back into resource extraction. Why would an alien civilization colonize us for anything other than natural resources?

And there are several examples where humans weren't treated well in a resource extraction economy. Sugarcane plantations in the Caribbean were where slaves went to die.

[–] Justas 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why would an alien civilization colonize us for anything other than natural resources?

Space is full of mineral resources, going to a random planet with a relatively high gravity well just for some rocks would be counter productive. And an advanced civilization would probably use a lot of automation for resource extraction.

And there are several examples where humans weren't treated well in a resource extraction economy. Sugarcane plantations in the Caribbean were where slaves went to die.

That part is true. But the question is what could the aliens get from us that couldn't be made for cheaper closer to their planet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Eh, natural resources are far easier to extract from asteroids and moons than to haul out the gravity well of the biggest rocky planet in the area. And they wouldn't have to mess with the nasty apes for any of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The only interesting thing on earth is life itself, as well as intelligent life and its culture. Literally everything else can be found everywhere else

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[–] Lucidlethargy 4 points 1 month ago

I know aliens haven't found this planet because Musk is still alive, and he's a threat to their goals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I would find it more likely that they wipe us out to make way for colonizers of their own. They probably have no use for us, save maybe a couple to keep on display in a captive breeding program. They would likely have the technology to perform any work we could, but better and faster.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aliens have probably intercepted internet traffic at this point and without setting foot on the planet have decided that it isn't worth the visit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

eating popocorn from a distance, wearing safety gogles like galactic adults

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Calling their friends around the galaxy to watch this new content they found that's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

protected by rain ponchos and plastic sheets like expectant audience members at a gallagher show

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Enslaves us and treat us like property? Oh how original

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kidnap me, take me to an undisclosed secret location, probe my bodily orifices, water board me, hold me for several days or weeks and them dump my naked self back in some random location?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If I can put it in as medical leave, I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A few years ago I wrote a short story about a benevolent alien alliance coming to earth because they observe planets with intelligent life to evaluate if they're worthy of joining the alliance.

They say they usually take 10ish years to do a complete evaluation but it took less than 3 for them to determine not only are we not worthy, but they are officially quarantining our solar system. The basis of their determination: 10 people on this planet have the resources and means of legitimately end all suffering and make this planet a utopia, but they would instead poison and burn 3/4 of the planet to hoard more of those resources for themselves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the hate us for our freedoms.

Time to bring back 'freedom fries' at mcdonalds and go to war with some aliens.

[–] Naz 3 points 1 month ago

Hahaha yes; funny short story. Hopefully nobody violates the quarantine. :)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"we're here to take over your planet"

"Yes please"

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Is there a scifi story where the aliens are actually benevolent? Could be funny; they are just genuinely kind but the human mind cannot grasp that and continues to distrust them.

"IT'S A COOKBOOK"

[–] marine_mustang 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does Star Trek count? I would be remiss for not bringing up Star Trek given the opportunity to insert it into a conversation. I bet the aliens will love that.

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[–] Saledovil 20 points 1 month ago

OOP has clearly never played "Stellaris".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ironically that argument only works for the USA, and definitely the country more fixated in UFO is USA, maybe because of the military idk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, 3 Body makes a good argument for China being the country of origin for the person that ultimately betrays humanity to the aliens because how much worse could it actually get?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes don't work only for US... North Korea, China, Afganistan, some places in africa that still have dictators...

I for once have free health care, sick leave, maternity leave, many vacation days a year (by law) an mostly everyone works 40 hours a week, with the exception of special cases.like doctors, fireman etc. .... I'm ok without an overlord

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

But what if they take you to their planet and show you their advanced society that everyone works a 3-days week and have great healthcare, just to send you back to Earth afterward??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Aliens probably watch earth like a trashy reality show. Just full cringe all the time

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the universal truth that it can always get worse.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Not give US healthcare again.

There, I fixed it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"No one will save you" entered the chat

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's always the possibility that they'll improve the status quo.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This is why we vote for Kang.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh you sweet summer child of a blog poster. The aliens could make us live like say, how things are going for the Ethiopians, Syrians, Congolese, Lebanese, Palestineans, Yemeni, Russians etc.

Or like people have lived through most of history. Especially as a someone who presents female, that seems especially non ideal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think along these lines when someone talks about the dangers of agi suggesting a terminator type thing.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps we were invaded long ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would explain a whole lot of inhuman behavior humanity has seemed to be engaging in.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wait... "The" ufo sightings? Is this person using language incorrectly, or have i been living under a rock.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Posadism always proves itself correct

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the anal probing they’ve been known to dabble in

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Mother effing Prime Directive!

Edit: realized Prime Directive is a proper noun. Corrected Capitalization.

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