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[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 minutes ago

Was there actually news indicating that preppers, as a group, were more likely to be against masking than for it?

I wouldn't be too surprised, but I haven't actually seen any evidence to this effect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

So if a zombie outbreak occurred these people would fuck us even worse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago

As Weird Al sang in Tacky, "if I get bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 53 minutes ago

Pretty much, just a power fantasy disguised as being prepared

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hair cuts of all things made people lose their god damn minds. That was wild

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Whereas I hate getting my hair cut and I will just shave it all off when it gets too long.

Actually, I can't think of anything during COVID I actually found to be a huge imposition other than wearing a mask at work got hot after a while.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

I felt bad for enjoying it. Worked from home, hardly expected to go out, much less traffic. Most service related jobs I prefer to do myself (like haircuts like you mentioned) or am perfectly fine with minimal contact. In general I feel bad for service workers so even if they aren't friendly with me (not that I ever really experienced that much) I wouldn't mind, and also don't mind self checkout and automation.

I may sound like I'm accusing others, and maybe that's part of it, but the way service workers are expected to act certain ways with us feels like trying to perpetuate class based servitude. As long as they're relatively professional and not outright insulting, I think it's fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

I always try my hardest to look a service worker in the eye at least once during our transaction. Just an unconscious way to let them know I see them as an equal, not as a servant. I realize that's not making a major change in the world, but I figure they don't get that much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 52 minutes ago

That definitely helps from anecdotal information I was told, and I do the same. One of my younger sisters worked at a sorta prominent restaurant in Atlanta, and she complained that some of the high end clientele refused to look her in the eye. Sometimes she found it so insulting she'd act like she didn't realize they were talking to her until they made eye contact.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What's funny is that antimaskers still blat on about how they won't wear a face diaper for anything or anyone, two years after such requirements ended. These people just need negative attention like tantruming toddlers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

And then some of the same people will wear actual diapers in public while holding signs proclaiming that "real men wear diapers". Can't make that shit up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

On a deeper level I think it's mostly a framework of acceptability some people have built around being antisocial and afraid of everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Prepper" and "prepping" sounds like kink terms...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Prepping is just a normal gay/anal sex term, no kink necessary

[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago

Prep me harder, daddy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

For some, anal is too kinky, for obvious reasons.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

There are "Preppers" and there are people who actually prepare for when things go wrong. Preppers seem to me like someone who watched a few too many survivor man and YouTube clips and decided to make a personality out of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Peppers take a good idea, having extra supplies and tools for an emergency, and take it to 11.

I’m not a prepper, but I did read my local government’s disaster preparedness list and have everything on it that applies to my family. I keep 3 days or so of extra, shelf stable food in the house; bought a home water cooler and keep an extra jug of water that I rotate when we use the one in the machine so that we have a few days of clean water at all times, which is way more practical and safe than a camping water jug that will sit and stagnate in the basement; I have a battery “generator” that I keep topped up with a solar panel because we have a sewage ejector pump and a sump pump to stop the basement from flooding in bad weather; and I have good first aid kits for the house and cars.

The only thing not on my local government list are the emergency car kits, which is really just a basic vehicle toolkit, jumpstart kit, flares, sweater and space blanket, all in a cheap bag that lives on top of the spare tire.

I don’t live in the most disaster prone area, but we do get tornados and nasty thunderstorms that knock out power for a day or 3. We don’t exactly have the lights on when that happens, but we do have food, water, a non flooded basement, and even some heat in the winter, and both cars have something to keep you warm while you either fix the car or wait for the tow truck.

I kind of understand peppers, because planning all of this out after we lost power a few years ago for 4 days in fall was interesting, and there was just so much shit the internet was saying I needed: weeks or months of dried beans and rice, a generator for the whole house, enough guns and ammo to ward off a small army, etc. my local government list was hard to find compared to all of the forums and YouTube videos, but I’m glad I found it, it’s sensible and if spread out over months, very affordable. I highly, highly recommend you poke around your local government website for their natural disaster page, they’ll have resources of who to contact if you need help, and what you should have on hand. If it’s not on your city’s page, try your county or state government. One of them should have a page about disasters and how to prepare for them.

[–] merc 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The issue is that you can't prepare for everything. Having extra food and water, sure. Maybe buying a generator so you can use electrical equipment, that's generally useful. But, aside from that, your preparations for a flood will be very different from your preparations for a military invasion, which would be different from preparing for a pandemic.

Also, the more extreme your preparations are, the more it matters when you pull the trigger and activate your emergency plans. If your preparation is simply having a cupboard with extra toilet paper and some extra canned food, it's no big deal to pull that stuff out if the store runs out. But, if you have some kind of bunker in the mountains, it's a bigger decision when to "bug out" of the city and go live in the mountains. You're basically quitting your job, so if the emergency is something like the COVID pandemic, when do you decide things are so bad that you can take that extreme step?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I was trying to get myself prepared for realistic disaster scenarios. For us, that is earthquakes and cold snaps. And in my mind, realistic means how do I both ready myself and work with my community?

So I got a book on prepping. The titled seemed innocuous enough. Unfortunately, it was one of the crazy bug out into the woods and go eat squirrel stew sort of prepper. Totally worthless for anything practical. The best thing I can say for it was that it was an e-book, so it didn't cost much.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago

You lost them at considerate.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

All the solar panels, ARs, and "Patriot" food kits won't prep them for when the pollinators die off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Did you know that honeybees were not in America until they were brought here from Europe? Many other flies and bees did the pollination previously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Luckily, thanks to the magic of modern chemistry, we managed to mostly get rid of those damn bugs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

That specific species of honeybee wasn't in the Americas. There were native species that are being outcompeted and dying out.

"Killer" bees are an example of a native honeybee species.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 hours ago (8 children)

Real peppers never stop eating beans. You buy new and eat the old ones. Oh and real peppers buy a truck they can repair themselves, not a 2024 Ram Clownsmobile.

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