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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Real peppers never stop eating beans. You buy new and eat the old ones. Oh and real peppers buy a truck they can repair themselves, not a 2024 Ram Clownsmobile.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real peppers never stop eating beans.

Remind me not to stay in one of their enclosed bunkers with them for an extended period of time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The more you eat beans and fiber, the better your digestive system becomes at digesting them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Beans beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The more you toot, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans at every meal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

OK now I'm scared.

I never heard that before, and just now YouTube showed me this: https://youtube.com/shorts/4Lxtssc1RVo