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Crack rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Technically you ARE glowing. The bioluminescence is just very dim. I hope this helps!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

And you're also hot. (You emit IR light)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Why does the boner have a hand

[–] festnt 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

wtf is this image

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

looks ai generated

[–] pancakes 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's my body cracking like a glow stick whenever I move yet refusing to glow and the subsequent disappointment felt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Every time I wake up and all my joints crack, yet I don't receive an invigorating glow to help rouse me for the morning, is a disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Crack? Crack is easy. What really blows is sand, in your joints. That kind of role will get your hot box orbs glowing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

How about sand in your crack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

quoth femtanyl: SNAP MY NECK AND THEN JUST WATCH ME GLOW