The spatula is a classic one
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a knife once got stuck in out kitchen drawer.
after an hour of trying to get that drawer open with an arsenal of tools we surrendered and smashed a hole in the drawer from below.
The new ceramic knifes which caused the incident were collateral damage.
Oh man, that’s why that drawer was so spiteful - it took its revenge out on my mother-in-law. Apparently it reincarnated as a bathroom drawer and schemed with the cat to close the bathroom door and open the drawer right next to it
I tried to help but it was too tight to even snake a wire hanger through. I ended up smashing a hole in the bathroom door
Doors can be replaced, dignity cannot.
I have this one drawer that always hits something
- potato masher
- large pizza cutter
- basting brush with an annoying hook on the side
For me it's tongs.
Can opener
cannot opener
For me it’s the bakery gloves
What are bakery gloves? I've never heard of that before, and Google was not helpful.
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Literally had this 15 mins ago
You could just buy a utensil crock and never have to worry about it again.
Also box graters go in a cabinet, if you don't have cabinet space and need to keep it in a drawer then get a flat grater (it's not like you use the other sides of the box grater anyway).
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Mine is measuring cups that stack weird.
Found the American :)
So what? I also have a scale which is in no way better than using a measuring cup.
I just found the American, no mention of wether that's a bad thing. It just makes your nation unique, that you use measuring cups.
I spot people from other countries all the time and leave it uncommented. The simple fact is that every culture does things their own way. I find using a scales tedious. Using cups means you don't have to bother with adding or removing. You just fill the cup to the mark or the top if its that kind of cup. I do have a scale but its most often used for portioning meat.
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Why the hell are they in the same drawer?
That fucking potato masher. My fiancee uses one of these. Just use the damned egg beaters! The machine packs away easy and the mashed potatoes are super light and fluffy.
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hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing