A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog's ass, or your tale can't be told.

Colon any% no major glitches

Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽

Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals' digestive tracts

This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T

Ah shit, here we go again

Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.

If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse

Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.

What happens if I eat one?

Frog speedrun any%

This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.

Imagine getting one in your ear

"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."

The Shawshank Beetle

Reverse Lemmiwinks

If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?

There's beetles with a Vore fetish!?

Pfft, ever heard of epomis beetle?

Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.

The Taco Bell beetle?

Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet

How does it not suffocate?

Speed run as survival instinct.