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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

transcripta large ant is eating a fir tree, a smaller ant named Tony thinks "jesus look at this big fuck he's gonna eat the whole tree before benny can get here".
the large ant says "WELP THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME GOTTA WATCH MY SVELTE FIGURE", the smaller ant thinks "oh tight plenty of fir left for Benny. that must be him calling now"
Benny asks Tony: "EY TONY! I HEARD ABOUT THE BIG FELLA. HOW MUCH OF THE TREE IS STILL THERE?" Tony answers: "So much fir the taller ant left"

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[–] FGoo 50 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is one of the comics of all time

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago

This comic feels like how I behave when I make a grammar error and I try to explain the reason that what I said was actually correct

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

“So much for the tolerant left”

Idgi

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't understand. Can someone explain?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Oh thanks, I didn't know about this!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

TFW ants are better at sharing resources than humans

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Like playing Mad Gab

TitleSo much for the tolerant left

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Somehow this was funnier to me before figuring out the punchline. I thought it was just some weird absurdist style.

Actually disappointing it's just another boring political joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

finite impulse response