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transcripta large ant is eating a fir tree, a smaller ant named Tony thinks "jesus look at this big fuck he's gonna eat the whole tree before benny can get here".
the large ant says "WELP THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME GOTTA WATCH MY SVELTE FIGURE", the smaller ant thinks "oh tight plenty of fir left for Benny. that must be him calling now"
Benny asks Tony: "EY TONY! I HEARD ABOUT THE BIG FELLA. HOW MUCH OF THE TREE IS STILL THERE?" Tony answers: "So much fir the taller ant left"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like playing Mad Gab

TitleSo much for the tolerant left

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Somehow this was funnier to me before figuring out the punchline. I thought it was just some weird absurdist style.

Actually disappointing it's just another boring political joke