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That looks like more like an Asian Beetle than a typical Lady Bug. Those bastards will crawl into any crack or crevice they can squeeze themselves into to find a place to over-winter. They're annoying, they smell like gross musty shit, and they will bite you given the opportunity.
So while this is the first time I've seen one in someone's colon, I'm not completely shocked either. In fact, it's kind of "on brand".
Now you know why they smell like gross musty shit
Save Him.
Buddy didn't sleep tight enough
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Gastroenterology FTFY
No sorry this is gastro-entomology.
That was the joke I was trying to make but the combination of fat fingers and autocorrect bastardized it
Ah, a healthy gut fauna
Help how do I give Lemmy Gold
We do not do that here. We do NOT give monetized awards or bring trite rituals here. SPRAY SPRAY
🥇it's the thought that counts
then don't think with money!
what if after we made 20 posts or 100 comments we could give one post/comment gold?
that'd be fun!
That encourages bot or otherwise low-effort comment spamming which we also don't want.
It would only promote karma whoring. I mean, I'm bad enough already, do you guys actually want to incentivize me?
Yeah then if you wanted more to give away you can buy 20 gold for 5.99
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Ladybug, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.
Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug, Ladybug!
Ladybug's journey is distant, far and vast! To find his way out of a gay man's ass! The road ahead is filled with danger and fright! But push onward Ladybug with all of your might!
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don't look back Ladybug, or you will soon be dead! Ladybug, Ladybug, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.
Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay! Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!
Ladybug came to the stomach dark.... Near the depths of the lungs and heart...
Catatafish of the stomach's cove!
Catatafish's riddle will soon be told!
Ladybug has made it out, his tale is nearly through!
Now that you're the beetle king has more adventures to go on! Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun! So many enemies and battles yet to fight! For Ladybug the Beetle King's tale is told throughout the night!
Lay-Lay-Ladybug Ladybug Lady-Ladybug Ladybug, Laid-lay-Ladybug, Beetle King.
Is this from South Park?
(Cue the Capt America I get that reference gif)
In the episode, "The Death Camp of Tolerance", Mr. Garrison inserts Lemmiwinks into Mr. Slave's anus with the hope that he'll get fired. Lemmiwinks then travels through Mr. Slave's digestive system to reach freedom.
Episode s06e14
Lemmiwinks is our mascot.
Lol I didn't know the context so I sang it in my head to go along with Musical Advice from Over the Garden Wall. Not perfect but it works!
Close enough. Yep this works. :)
Yis
Did they give Lindsay Graham a colonoscopy?
Oh dude just fuck you for adding this to the universe.
Please explain, I'd like my daily dose of trauma
Now we just need to know how many of these crawl up our bums like the amount of spiders we allegedly eat per year.
don't ask about ladybug georg
Please let this be a normal field trip
At my old school we never entered someone's rectum without consent.
I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.
🎵He anally inserted a spider to eat the fly; I don't know why he inserted the fly; perhaps he'll die🎵
How did it get there?
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
My best guess is that it was on some of the equipment and somehow got transferred in during the colonoscopy.
Pretty sure it didn’t survive a trip through stomach acid.
Did you ever find a bug on a vegetable in the market?
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Granted, I think a human stomach is more difficult to traverse than a frog, and it's more likely that it came in the back door. I'm just not willing to rule it out.
Truly a shitpost.
I remember this level from The Fractured But Whole.
James and the Giant Peach 2, Ladybug's Revenge.