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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not strange to have one weapon being the most meta one in the server. Spear or any long poking stick has been THE meta for a long time, backed by bow. Then crossbow came along, then gun. All these are very much usable by peasant that can be quickly trained to use one. Drone though, that thing need time to specialise. It's the new meta because the thing is cheap to produce and can defeat million dollar equipment easily

Am not looking forward when automated murder drone became the new meta.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Am not looking forward when automated murder drone became the new meta.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

These people talk like they just love war. That's how you know they've never been in one.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago
gun.jpg
> ruins warfare
> ruins combat
> ruins swordfights
> ruins half the fucking military meta
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

\>ruins warfare

\>ruins combat

\>ruins phalanx

\>ruins half the fucking military meta

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I better not look up who made up the Velites lol

[–] Tar_alcaran 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The poorer/newer soldiers who couldn't afford their own equipment? Honestly, that's how everyone did it for a millenium.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The whole concept of the Velites is fucking wild:

"Hey, you're young and poor as shit, go to the frontline and throw some sticks on those heavily armed guys lol here's a wolf hat you fucking loser lmao"

[–] Tar_alcaran 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"remember, when an elephant charges at you, step aside"

"The fuck is an elephant?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"You'll know one when you see one"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Typical Roman behavior. Go saddle Incitatus!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What drone is OP getting that it's only $35? I don't think I've seen them from anything less than about $200 and a good one is about $500 to $700

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

kamicaze drones are pretty cheap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Analog fpv drone is at least €150 when produced on a mass scale. Parts alone.

This is nowhere near 35 bucks cheap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

But those FPV drones have to be reusable. A kamikaze drone only needs to last long enough to get to the target. Motors, batteries, etc don’t need to have long lifetimes. Think about how cheap the battery can be if it doesn’t need to be rechargeable. If the motor needs at most 5 hours of runtime?

Even if they have a 10% spontaneous failure rate of they’re 30% the price it’d still be worth it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It won't make much of a difference. They put rechargeable batteries in disposable vapes because it isn't worth it to manufacture non-rechargeable batteries, even though the batteries would be technically cheaper, the specialized manufacturing process would be more expensive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This is wendys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

of course it's not that cheap, but still pretty cheap

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, precisely right. When compared to military precission weapons. That start at tens of thousands.

And I gave as real of a number as possible, so there are no idiots thinking an fpv drone costs 35 bucks. Even if it has to fly once.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's called a grenade?

[–] lowered_lifted 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the drone pictured is a mavic 3 so at least $3000

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This particular one is the Mavic 3 pro, indeed around that price with the accessories. It's what I fly for work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know all the specific models and everything, but I do know drone warfare has been a pretty big deal and so has trying to make the cheapest ones possible. Here's a good video on the topic: https://youtu.be/V3eOjRhihLU

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? I'll give OP $50 a pop to source those $35 drones that are at least good enough to strap a grenade to and kill people. I don't wanna kill people, but if it can carry a grenade, it can probably carry a camera and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

One of them can have a grenade, my neighbor is kind of annoying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've flown a number of drones and the best drone I've flown that clocks in under £100 is a tiny-whoop and they're absolutely not fit for combat lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I really hope that "tiny-whoop" is its official name

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tiny-whoop more reffers to a class of FPVs rather than any specific drone. They're small enough to be flown around indoors and typically weigh in at under 25g TOM. I guess you could use one for surveillance or scoping out a building in the field but defo not for combat lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it’s not great that they made the hunter killer a reality.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Alternatively: Explodey Manhack Arcade.

[–] mindbleach 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Time for some pike'n shotte

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Aircraft carriers ruin the battleship meta.

[–] BellyPurpledGerbil 10 points 1 month ago

Git gud scrub

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Got into fpv after watching Ukrainian highlight reels. Aside from the manmade horrors beyond comprehension it looked really fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The shrapnel shell is the king of this. Decided nearly ever war since its invention.