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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't like the new meta (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I better not look up who made up the Velites lol

[–] Tar_alcaran 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The poorer/newer soldiers who couldn't afford their own equipment? Honestly, that's how everyone did it for a millenium.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The whole concept of the Velites is fucking wild:

"Hey, you're young and poor as shit, go to the frontline and throw some sticks on those heavily armed guys lol here's a wolf hat you fucking loser lmao"

[–] Tar_alcaran 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"remember, when an elephant charges at you, step aside"

"The fuck is an elephant?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"You'll know one when you see one"