Oh this is how we all turn into cat girls
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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All the people who let their cats roam, run the risk of this and other horrible things. If cat owners are too selfish to care about the local ecosystem and their neighbors, maybe their and their Kitty's safety will get them to listen.
Found a half a cat in my yard a few weeks back, cause the neighbors wouldn't fucking listen when I kept telling them that there are coyotes in our area
I call the big one bitey!
I foster extra spicy kittens and tame them so they can be adopted. Each time one bites me I think about how I have almost no insurance and this could be the one that unalives me. Those puncture bites are amazing. This little predator weighing less than 1% what I do can do me in with just their teeth.
My pet geese are so much safer.
spicy kitten
If it looks like this, it's a lynx.
This spicy puppy was recued from a frozen lake and driven to the vet.
"I am too cold to do anything other than lay here, otherwise you'd get a bite."
No lynx native to my area. But a bobcat is always an option. Some legends tell of cougars. I can always hope.
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Cat haters violently rubbing their hands...
How do you violently rub your hands? Do you mean excitedly?
Did you ever play Mario Party and try to win the raft game?
Like that but with both hands, the skin just rubs off
You rub them so hard it starts producing smoke!
You imagine that you're grinding up little tiny people between your hands while giving an over-the-top maniacal laugh.
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Correct me if I’m wrong…. But isn’t finding a new bacteria rather common for people who look at bacteria?
Yes.
For a long time identifying bacteria required growing them on different media. If then bacteria didn't grow on the media,, we didn't know what it was. However for most pathogenic bacterium we did figure out how to culture them.
Then molecular biology advanced to a level where we can amplify and sequence a single bacterium's DNA. This has led to a continuous stream of new species discoveries from different environments.
Finding a new pathogenic bacteria for humans is still a rare discovery.
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20 years later...
Kid: Dad, why did everybody turn into cat-zombies?
Dad: They caught Dipshit Nigel Disease, son.
If that happened to me, and I got rid of it, I'd ask if the infection could be named after me.
I want it to be remembered that I won.
Really? You want an annoying disease to be named after you? Like "fuck me i got the stoy today"
I'd want to have them to name it after me. "Dave Fever" has a ring to it.
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I would want them to let me choose the name.
Way to ruin that guy's Plague Inc run, man.
That's a great picture
this isn't a meme, this is a cocktease headline at an interesting story.
you have delivered neither funni nor wow.
shame.
Thanks for the screenshot but where is the link?
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I don't know what the rest think, but if you can't find an article when you know the name of the site, the name of the author, the date and the title I think it's more appropriate if you don't get a link.
Link for convenience. This could be AI generated garbage.
We are going to be fucked when ai learns to write articles and attach them to links
For science!
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Sure, he gave permission for them to publish the paper about him. But, did he give them permission to address him solely as "48 year old obese man?"
That is literally adding insult to injury.
The most important part is missing: Did he got to name the bacteria?
Catman
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