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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They work at Salesforce, that entire company is an exercise in bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Looks to me like they work as a developer of the Salesforce platform for a company called Penrod.

Doesn’t make them any less of an idiot, but #justsayin

And yeah, Salesforce is a garbage fire of a company.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

LOL, they’re hiring! Quick everyone, go and get a $160,000 job you’re not qualified for.

https://penrod.co/careers/senior-salesforce-consultant--5627204

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Penrod? What a phallic name!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

that would be a good name for a discreet vibrator

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As someone in IT Security Architecture, most of colleagues are fucking morons. It's entirely possible she did just as well as they do.

Like, I had to teach one architect how NAT works. Dude at 10 years experience.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Tbf even if you're in IT, it's easy to forget the networking details if you don't deal with it regularly.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I did a few years in a Security Architecture role at a large enterprise. The amount of times I had to explain basic stuff to Enterprise Architects, Principal Engineers, and Principal developers with decades of experience was truly mind numbing.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Obviously a joke but a hilarious one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Is this where everyone was clapping on the bus?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I want this sitcom

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago