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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Old joke.

Edgar Allan Poe was famous for his tales of madness, death, and betrayal.

One day Poe meets a friend on the street. The friend asks Poe how his day is going.

"Splendidly! I wrote two poems this morning and my publisher liked both. I gave a talk at the Literary Club and was lauded. And just now I found a $20 gold piece."

"Wonderful! Sounds like the kind of day that makes you glad to be alive!"

"Well, let's not go overboard."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, finding a $20 gold piece back then would be like finding a full month's pay today.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Dont let a failure distract u from the good person uve become :3

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Oh don't worry, the good days are so far and few between now that they stick out like sore thumbs.

[–] shadowedcross 8 points 3 weeks ago

Of course, I never do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

2/10 meme. You need to value yourself more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You need to value yourself more.

€0.95 along with shoes and clothing*

^*food^ ^sold^ ^separately^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

€0.95 along with shoes and clothing*

You haven't seen my shoes and clothing. My best friend called my style 'technohobo'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

People are starting to refer to me as The Dude

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I value myself incredibly highly. How can one become a great failure without great potential to squander? 💪

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm a piece of garbage, but I'm the most important garbage you'll ever meet!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

"You are the worst pirate I ever heard of"

"But you have heard of me"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

thank you, I needed this 💜

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I've got this one covered. No matter how much and how often I succeed, I still see myself as a failure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mitigate my personal sense of failure with a corresponding failure of society to allow me (or anyone) a fraction of a chance.

As my cat reminds me, there is no legitimate judge of success or failure: We live, until the moment we cease to live, and then we simply are not.

Sin and crime are artificial constructs of ministerial systems. If you want to worry about right and wrong, do so in context to yourself, your neighbor and your community. This is where real help and real harm occur.

Also no war but class war. We've nothing to lose but our chains. ACAB. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck that. You rule