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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

To be honest, this is a pretty dumb meme. Those last 2 boxes could be labeled almost anything. Dark matter, dark energy, gravitons, extra terrestrial life, etc.

But hey, at least you tried!....I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark matter, dark energy, gravitons, extra-terrestrial life... those are all things that are theoretically possible, and the proof of their existence may actually be found in your lifetime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

have you seen the crazy stuff they're doing with the JWST? like seriously. It's mind blowing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What garbage is this? How did this have do many up votes?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No he's the white vertical line on the right

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I've asked theists so many times- if their god has a direct or indirect effect on the universe, it should be detectable. How do we construct a god detector?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's all about faith, brother

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He's trapped at the center of the galaxy and needs my spaceship to set him free!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When you reach the Galactic Core, Steve will greet you and offer a Staff of Life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Can god create a black hole so massive not even he can escape the gravity well? Looks like you just discovered the answer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you consulted with your Vulcan science officer on this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's his brother that told me about the problem. I don't see the logic it talking it over with him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've tried before. They usually just default to the god as first cause argument, maybe point at the universe and say look, there's your proof right there. It's useless.

[–] Lepsea 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. You tell me about how to make no god detector!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just as soon as I'm done with my no aether generator.

[–] valek879 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly this meme is dumb. It seems to pretty clearly show that given enough time we'll find something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something? So you think we'll eventually find proof of god?

[–] valek879 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's just a dumb meme.

[–] Atomic 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Circlejerking aside. Can people please stop using that image of Pluto? It's not what Pluto looks like to the human eye.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right! To the human eye Pluto looks like this => •

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No astronomy picture is what it looks like to the human eye. Do you get similarly frustrated with any pictures of nebula, gas clouds, etc?

[–] Atomic 2 points 1 year ago

You're grasping at straws and know exactly what I'm talking about.

But don't take my word for it. How about the word of NASA?

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/resources/933/true-colors-of-pluto/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Inaccurate. The absence of a god can only be depicted by the absence of data.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Clearly we need to dig to the center of the earth to find him.

[–] agent_violet 3 points 1 year ago

JPEG artefacts almost make it look like Loss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I allowed to nerd out and add dark matter to this? I just wish more people would consider modified gravity. 🤓

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why are all the memes on this instance so freaking stupid? Thank goodness it has its own sub. Could you imagine showing this sort of hackneyed drivel in public?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hackneyed drivel, like a billboard with a big red X through that image of man evolving from ape, and in big bold red letters 'NO! GOD CREATED!' You mean hackneyed like that? Because I've seen that billboard in public and I'd rather see this any day of the week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just idiotic. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather the other side of a debate make themselves look stupid? How do you make your point when you have idiots in your pip gallery holding up shit like this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think would be funny seeing people react to dumb memes like this in public.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I mean .... Objectively, you are correct. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] HerzogVonWiesel -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This doesn't make sense and is a good example of the prosecutors fallacy in statistics: Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence