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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess it was too much to hope Barron would manage to become a normal adult.

[–] kambusha 33 points 3 days ago

Nature & nurture, both conspiring against him.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please tell me a Toot is the official name for a Mastodon post.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So it's correct to say Trump Tooted?

[–] clay_pidgin 8 points 3 days ago

Sadly no. He Truthed, and the story was tooted by someone unrelated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Unregulated and unhinged use of contractions is what.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

I have $10 in a wager that Trump won't launch a coin before the election and I feel like every passing day that is an increasingly worse bet to have made

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So...where can I short this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

For you to short something a institutional investor or market maker takes a long position on the same thing.

For some reason legit institutional investors never really show up in the crypto sphere and the smart market makers don't like to get high on their own supply (or are selling tokens they got at insider prices on the open market).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

At this point I don't have a shred of sympathy for anyone who loses money to this. One way or another they deserved it.

[–] ayyy 7 points 3 days ago

Nobody is losing money through this, it’s all going to be bought up by foreign influence campaigns as a way to funnel money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Dimwitted Republicans losing money is hilarious. Unfortunately, their loss enriches Donald. We can only hope that E. Jean Carroll somehow claims all that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

That's a really big rug they put in there. Would be a shame to everyone else if they were to pull it out suddenly.